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Puzzling and Mysterious. Sexy and Alluring. This blog is dedicated to the Enigma that is the 6th sign of the Zodiac, My Yummy Virgos. Though I myself am not a Virgo, I recently discovered I've collected quite a few over the years. Not only have I allowed this captivating sign to be my source of inspiration, they have also served as my source of entertainment through Music,Films,Literature and Comedy. Please do not take this blog seriously. If you find this request to be too difficult, then by all means ┌∩┐(-_-)┌∩┐ OFF!

akaniiism:

livelaughlovelocs:

One dude with the right attitude can get a party jumping! (by 7akwati)

Yes!

There aren’t many who are this infectious, it truly is a gift!

This attitude must applied across all spectrums.

It’s all fun and games until the drugs wear off

I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.

— e.b. (via left-nut)

henrybearthebear:

Ok Mo, you have to Google the voodoo donuts cocknballs donut because that’s what I had last night. The balls are creme filled.

This is the sexiest thing I’ve seen all day

my-skarsgod:

Hey Tom, play that N*ggas in Paris again

U stoopid!